Come and make yourself at home
Dolce Gabbana, don't you know
Soy latte, shade-grown
A ringa-bling-bling Mr. nipple-ring
Hey what's the mileage on that hybrid car?
You've come a long way, Metrosexual
Just got back from Burning Man!
Yoi yo, Metrosexual, come and dance with me
A little potato, little pa-tah-toe, Metrosexual!
Yoi yo, Metrosexual, living the life of ease
A little tomato, little ta-mah-toe
Es muy complicado, Metrosexual dance
Flip-flops are the way to go
Kama sutra yoga flow
Kundalini, fresh linguine
Love the new tattoo!
Lead the way now, Metrosexual, let 'er roll!
Double six, just for kicks, better take your licks now